One of These Days...

One of these days I will learn to...

• Roll down my car windows in a Texas summer. For those of you not in Texas, when the heat index is in the triple digits and you climb into a car that has been sitting in the sun for 8 hours the heat is suffocating.
  
• Make sure the upper cabinet door is closed before I stand up while putting away dishes. The cabinet where we have our pots and pans is in the perfect position that if you kneel down to put some pots away and the upper cabinet door is open it will nail you in the head with the corner at the apex of your thrust to stand and this will bring a tear to your eye.
• My toes are cursed, protect them at all costs. I won't post the gory pictures here, see me later if you are really that interested.
• Walk down all the aisles at the grocery store no matter how many items I have on my list. As a man I think that I can save time by B lining it to the exact location where the item I need is and as a man I am wrong most of the time.
• Keep my car keys in my pocket while getting into the trunk. My car won't unlock the doors if I only open the trunk so if I'm in a hurry I open the trunk, throw my keys down, do what I need to do, slam the trunk closed and then curse. I've had to get Kati to come bail me out of this one too many times. Sorry Dear.
  
• It is not cheaper for me to go out to lunch with a coupon because I still have to supplement the rest of the meal. My latest reminder of this is now that Arby's does free something or other on Wednesday's, I went and got the free sandwich with the drink purchase and still didn't get out of there under $8. Supplementing don't ya know.