I love to watch football, I love to watch the pregame shows the post game shows and the shows through out the week talking about the up coming games, injuries and what player screwed up that week and got arrested. With all of this you would think that I could manage a .500 fantasy team but that is not the case (my team is Mr Tuesday Pants). I am the St. Louis Rams of fantasy football, I am a sad sight most weeks but occasionally hand out an upset. This sulking takes an even sadder turn to find out that I even manage a "sucky" league (Oh, The Huge Manatee) where points are given for errors such as interceptions, fumbles and what not. In this league I can't even manage a .500 season. I have only been playing fantasy football for three seasons now and I have never had a winning season and to make things worse this is August Filet's first year to ever play and he is winning the whole thing, which wouldn't hurt so bad except that he hates football.
I wonder what kind of severance package I could get for retiring early?
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Poor Patrick - There is still plenty of season left for you to become a .500 season fantasy football player. If the Rams can turn things around so can you. :-)
You could be Darin - he runs his work league and after this week he will be 3-6-0. His wife is winning the league and his sis-in-law is in second. So he has to work with the guys that are going to harass him.
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