Liquid Assets

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Bros. one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, and drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study shows that the average American walks 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, American's get 41 miles to the gallon!