McCain Campaign Stunt Suggestions

At the risk of never being invited to another family function again I am going to post Slates predictions on McCain's next big campaign stunts.

My personal favorite is #9

1. Return to Vietnam and jail himself
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffet
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for offshore oil
4. Learns to use computer
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house
7. Sex-change operation
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4th, offers to start being president right now
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term