From the World Record to the Super Bowl?

This is a joke right? In the immortal words of Mitch Hedberg "It's like if you worked hard to be a really good cook and now you're a really good cook, they'd say 'OK, you're a cook, but can you farm?' It has to do with cooking but it's not cooking" This is a perfect example of that. I'm sure that this is not the first time that this discussion has come up. He has probably been approached by GM's and owners in the past. This has been tried a couple of times in the past, namely Justin Gatlin, former World Champion and Gold medalist in the Athens games. He is now serving a four year suspension from track and field for doping. Last year he tried out for the Bucs, Titans and Texans. He was picked up as a free agent with the Bucs, and he was never heard of again.

This video says everything that I want to say.